Essential Pittsburgh
6:59 pm
Tue March 11, 2014

Making Sense of Pittsburgh's Nonsensical Roads

An aerial view of Pittsburgh
Credit Phil Quinn / wikipedia

Pittsburgh’s topography is pretty unique as far as cities go. It's essentially a peninsula surrounded by mountains. And with the city's numerous bridges and triangular shape, facilitating efficient traffic patterns has long been a challenge for the region.

Pittsburgher Phil Anderson runs the popular blog The Nonsensical Roads of Pittsburgh, where he records his observations about bizarre traffic and road layouts. He's driven in cities throughout the world and seems to find Pittsburgh infrastructure both amusing and frustrating.

“You have stages of driving on Pittsburgh roads," he said. "There’s anger, grief, and eventually you have acceptance.”

Nonsensical Roads of Pittsburgh's common causes of traffic:

At this intersection in Edgewood, drivers have the option of making a u-turn, a sharp left, or a "kind of" left
Credit Phil Anderson / Pghroads

Anderson is admittedly not a civic engineer, but he does provide some possible solutions to these traffic problems on his blog.

The road signs painted on this highway in the UK are one potential approach to better signage proposed in the PghRoads blog
Credit Phil Anderson / PghRoads

Despite all the road complaints, he finds that as far as driver demeanor goes, "people are very friendly and gracious here ... because we're all in this together."

Quirks of Pittsburgh driving from the Nonsensical Roads of Pittsburgh:

  • "The Pittsburgh left is taken, not given." Failure to act quickly on this illegal immediate left turn at a stop light could result in an accident or really angry Pittsburgher.
  • The Pittsburgh straight has several definitions. Some say it is when a twisty road requires the vehicle to turn in order to stay on the same road, while others define it as "your" fastest way to reach a destination, often through zig-zagging around back streets.
  • No turn on red signs "have no rational explanation," according to Anderson. Sometimes there is a sign at an intersection where the view is not at all obstructed, whereas other times an obstructed view will have no preventative sign.
  • Five and six-way intersections appear in areas like Squirrel Hill where drivers must decide if they want to be in the U-turn lane, the sharp left lane or the "kind of" left lane.

The plight of PennDOT and the Pittsburgh Department of Public Works

Behind the scenes, Patrick Hassett, assistant director of the Pittsburgh Public Works Department overseeing the Bureau of Transportation, and Dan Cessna, the Pennsylvania Department of Transportation's local district executive, work hard to hear all transportation and road improvement suggestions. But Hassett says the history of the city's development contributes to the streets' odd layout.

"It was a different world when many of these roads were laid out," he explained "They were not designed for motor vehicles."

Hassett and Cessna both point to crumbling bridges as the main priority for the region's transportation organizations, but they also see many complaints about road maintenance. The officials encourage residents to utilize Pittsburgh's 3-1-1 services if they want to report any infrastructure problems.

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