Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

Saturdays and Sundays from 11am to 12pm
Peter Sagal

Wait Wait… Don't Tell Me! is a weekly hour-long quiz program. Each week on the radio you can test your knowledge against some of the best and brightest in the news and entertainment world while figuring out what's real news and what's made up. Hosted by Peter Sagal featuring Carl Kasell.

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
1:04 pm
Sat October 4, 2014

Prediction

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PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Now, panel, now that they have nixed the plastic bags, what will be California ban next? Faith Salie

FAITH SALIE: After plastic bags, it's plastic bodies. Hugh Hefner has already put his mansion on the on the market.

(LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: Charlie Pierce?

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
1:04 pm
Sat October 4, 2014

Lightning Fill In The Blank

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Now onto our final game, "Lightning Fill In The Blank." Each of our players will have 60 seconds in which to answer as many fill in the blank questions as he or she can. Each correct answer now worth two points. Bill Kurtis, can you give us a score?

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
1:04 pm
Sat October 4, 2014

Limericks

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
12:31 pm
Sat September 27, 2014

Prediction

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Now, panel, how will people gain access to the White House next? Kyrie O'Connor.

O'CONNOR: Well, it's almost Halloween. So I'm thinking a guy in a Joe Biden mask.

(LAUGHTER)

SHELBY FERO: So Joe Biden?

SAGAL: Shelby Fero.

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
12:31 pm
Sat September 27, 2014

Lightning Fill In The Blank

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PETER SAGAL, HOST:

All right, it's time for our final game, Lightning Fill In The Blank. You how this works. Each of our players will have 60 seconds in which to answer as many fill in the blank questions as he or she can. Each correct answer is now worth two points. Bill, can you give us the scores?

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
12:31 pm
Sat September 27, 2014

Limericks

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
11:40 am
Sat September 20, 2014

Prediction

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Now panel, who will push for independence next? Maz Jobrani.

MAZ JOBRANI: America will insist that Florida and Texas gain independence.

(LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: Paula Poundstone.

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
11:40 am
Sat September 20, 2014

Lightning Fill In The Blank

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PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Now on to the final game Lighting Fill in the Blank. Each of our players will have 60 seconds in which to answer as many fill-in-the-blank questions as he or she can. Each correct answer is worth two points. Bill, can you give us the score?

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
11:40 am
Sat September 20, 2014

Limericks

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
9:25 am
Sat September 13, 2014

Limericks

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
9:25 am
Sat September 13, 2014

Prediction

Originally published on Sat September 13, 2014 12:24 pm

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Now, panel, what will Great Britain do, finally, to convince Scotland to stay? Moshe Kasher.

MOSHE KASHER: They're going to give a 21-bagpipe-salute version of Chicago's "If You Leave Me Now."

(LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: Roxanne Roberts.

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
9:25 am
Sat September 13, 2014

Lightning Fill In The Blank

Originally published on Sat September 13, 2014 12:24 pm

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PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Now it's time move on to our final game, Lightning Fill-In-The-Blank. Each of our players will have 60 seconds in which to answer as many fill-in-the-blank questions as he or she can. Each correct answer now worth two points. Bill, can you give us the scores?

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
11:48 am
Sat September 6, 2014

Prediction

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Now, panel, what will be the next big leak? Mike Birbiglia.

MIKE BIRBIGLIA: The next big leak will be 1,300 photos of Mike Birbiglia's cat.

(LAUGHTER)

BIRBIGLIA: In parentheses, partial nudity.

(LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: Faith.

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
11:48 am
Sat September 6, 2014

Lightning Fill In The Blank

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PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Now onto our final game - Lightning Fill In The Blank. Each of our players will have 60 seconds in which to answer as many fill-in-the-blank questions as he or she can. Each correct answer now worth two points. Bill, can you give us the scores?

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
11:48 am
Sat September 6, 2014

Limericks

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Special Events
4:00 pm
Fri September 5, 2014

Wait, Wait...Don't Tell Me Comes To Pittsburgh

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!, National Public Radio's Peabody Award-winning quiz show, is coming to Pittsburgh's Benedum Center on Thursday, October 16 at 7:30 p.m. Unfortunately, tickets are now SOLD OUT.

90.5 WESA will have a special airing of this Pittsburgh edition in its entirety on Sunday, October 19th at 4pm.

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
12:10 pm
Sat August 30, 2014

Prediction

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So panel, what is the next big viral fundraiser? Roy Blount Jr.

ROY BLOUNT JR.: The wedgie challenge, which draws attention to prostate problems.

(LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: Paula Poundstone.

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
12:10 pm
Sat August 30, 2014

Lightning Fill In The Blank

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PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Now, on to our final game, Lightning Fill In The Blank. Each of our players will have 60 seconds in which to answer as many fill in the blank questions as he or she can. Each correct answer is worth two points. Bill, can you give us the scores?

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
12:10 pm
Sat August 30, 2014

Limericks

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
11:15 am
Sat August 23, 2014

'ZooKeeper Rick' Plays Not My Job

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
11:15 am
Sat August 23, 2014

Bluff the Listener

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BILL KURTIS, BYLINE: From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is WAIT WAIT ...DON'T TELL ME, the NPR News quiz. I'm Bill Kurtis. And here's your host at the Nourse Theatre in San Francisco, Peter Sagal.

PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Thank you, Bill.

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
11:15 am
Sat August 23, 2014

Veterinarian Kevin Fitzgerald Plays Not My Job

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PETER SAGAL, HOST:

When we talk about animals on the show, we have to talk about the greatest veterinarian ever who appeared on our show in August 2007.

BILL KURTIS, BYLINE: You interview Doctor Doolittle?

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
12:53 pm
Sat August 16, 2014

Google Chairman Eric Schmidt Plays Not My Job

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
12:53 pm
Sat August 16, 2014

Not My Job: Mavis Staples Gets Quizzed On Office Supples

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
5:47 pm
Fri August 15, 2014

Not My Job: Three Headless Chicken Questions For Alice Cooper

Originally published on Sat August 16, 2014 11:03 am

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
5:47 pm
Fri August 15, 2014

Professional Pickpocket Apollo Robbins Plays Not My Job

Originally published on Sat August 16, 2014 12:48 pm

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
5:47 pm
Fri August 15, 2014

Not My Job: Project Runway's Tim Gunn Gets Quizzed On Terrible Fashion

Originally published on Sat August 16, 2014 11:04 am

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
9:05 pm
Fri August 8, 2014

Roseanne Cash Plays Not My Job

Originally published on Sat August 9, 2014 11:23 am

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PETER SAGAL, HOST:

So on our Summer Pleasures show we've done baseball, beer, thrillers and movies. Bill, what's missing?

BILL KURTIS, BYLINE: Our clothes. All we're missing is our clothes.

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
9:05 pm
Fri August 8, 2014

John Waters Plays Not My Job

Originally published on Sat August 9, 2014 11:23 am

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PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Thank you, guys. So this, as we’ve been saying, is our summer pleasure show. And we’ve done the classics. We’ve done baseball, beer, books – what’s left?

BILL KURTIS, BYLINE: Steve Inskeep playing nude shuffleboard.

SAGAL: No.

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
9:04 pm
Fri August 8, 2014

Gillian Flynn Plays Not My Job

Originally published on Sat August 9, 2014 11:22 am

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BILL KURTIS, BYLINE: Peter, there’s nothing like a summer read, especially when you’re at a nude beach and a tiny paper is the only thing you have to cover up your bathing tackle.

(LAUGHTER)

PETER SAGAL, HOST:

I need a big dictionary myself.

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